Finally, I've got this partially set up!  This will be the primary site of the archived thread known as "JC & Ejaculation" that was originally posted on the Laurell K. Hamilton Fan Club Message Board.   The thread began when SC questioned whether or not Anita Blake, already marked thrice as the vampire Jean-Claude's human servant, had possibly already obtained the fourth and final mark rather...er...inadvertently.  It has since evolved into a satire of Ms. Hamilton's Anita Blake series, quite by accident.  Oz posted a remark, I responded to it, she replied back, and it snowballed from there.  Tone also added some brilliant bits, and all thanks to him for mentioning "AFLAC".

I'm still continuing the story, albeit in an extremely sporadic fashion, and the new bits will continue to be posted concurrently on the LKH board (If allowed on the new board) and here.

Needless to say, all recognizable characters from the Anita Blake series belong solely to Laurell K. Hamilton, no money is being earned from this site by any of us (I am the sole site owner), the site has no official authorization from LKH or her organization, and of course, it is done solely for fun.  It is not intended to be fan fiction, just a parody of a series that all of us have enjoyed immensely. 

So, enjoy!

 - Xanthe

(P.S. - For those of you who might be new to the Anitaverse, the best site for background information about the series and the characters is Sinaluna's excellent website, The Page of Eternal Life.  I highly recommend it.)

LAST UPDATE:  October 5, 2005

Update Involved:   Added some new links